Not the enthralling chess simulator you’re looking for.
Definitely some creative licensing taken here.
It’s just one adventure after another with ol’ Neptune.
Tubular ninjas need not apply.
But don’t enjoy those Wonder Herbs too much.
Complete night mayor fuel.
Let’s hope his wings stay together.
Truly a title for the ages.
Let your legs flail with reckless abandon!
Every circus strongman’s favorite NES game!
Not a champ, not yet an Arby’s manager.
Not a kid, not yet a sensei.