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Looks like your Sunday’s booked.
Brought to you by Ball Park Franks and Bud Light.
Not a champ, not yet an Arby’s manager.
Not the James Bond villain, but it’ll do.
These dummies will plotz or your money back!
So many exclamation marks, and yet, I ask why.
One of many, many Fridays to come.
Strange things are afoot in your NES.
Wonder where a guy could, uh, play a better game?
You can’t fool me twice, LJN.
LJN destroys yet another beloved franchise.
Like the film itself, Alien 3 has no real reason to exist.