Category Archives: M

Games starting with ‘M’

#438 – Mystery Quest

                                                                                                Don’t worry, this isn’t the precursor to Quest 64.                                                                                    Two enemies at once? Someone take a screenshot of this!   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Taxan DEVELOPER: Carry Lab GENRE: Action/adventure RELEASE DATE: April 1989   I’d much rather play a slightly boring Japanese game than a slightly boring American game, if … Continue reading #438 – Mystery Quest

#437 – The Mutant Virus: Crisis in a Computer World

                                                                                                       Booger Man fights against mutant snot rockets!                                    The take-home message from Mutant Virus is that purple always triumphs over light blue.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: American Softworks DEVELOPER: Rocket Science Production GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: April 1992   Mutant Virus is a generic title, isn’t it? I’m assuming that’s why … Continue reading #437 – The Mutant Virus: Crisis in a Computer World

#435 – Motor City Patrol

                          Would a toy company make a video game in order to sell more toys to sell more videogames? Wah?                                                              I could take pretty much any screenshot and it would look about this thrilling.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Matchbox International DEVELOPER: Source Research & Development GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: January 1992 … Continue reading #435 – Motor City Patrol

#434 – Moon Ranger

                                                                                                “No deal, McCutchin. That moon money’s mine!”                                                                                                 Ugh… what are those things, space snot? C’mon, America, show some class.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Bunch Games DEVELOPER: Odyssey Software GENRE: Platforming-shmup-racer (not nearly as cool as it should be) RELEASE DATE: January 1990   The “Moon Ranger” in question is … Continue reading #434 – Moon Ranger

#433 – Monster Truck Rally

                                                                                                                                                           Those poor sedans…                                                                             This event is called the Bog. It’s aptly named.   PLAYERS: 1-4 simultaneous PUBLISHER: INTV DEVELOPER: INTV GENRE: Racing RELEASE DATE: September 1991   Monster Truck Rally promises hi-octane fury with all the big tires, crushed cars, and overblown testosterone that you can handle. Sadly, it delivers … Continue reading #433 – Monster Truck Rally

#432 – Monster Party

                                                                                                                                                                        The gang’s all here!                                                                Wander far enough into the level and this happens. Believe it or not, this is a licensed game.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Bandai DEVELOPER: Human Entertainment GENRE: Action platformer RELEASE DATE: June 1989   At the heart of Monster Party is a boy, a baseball bat, … Continue reading #432 – Monster Party

#431 – Monster in My Pocket

                                                          Does anyone still have their Konami monster? Also, that poor guy’s jeans.                                                             The skeleton wanted a Mexican radio. What he got was a graveyard smash.   PLAYERS: 1-2 alternating PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Action platformer RELEASE DATE: January 1992   Monster in My Pocket is a strange licensed game … Continue reading #431 – Monster in My Pocket

#430 – Monopoly

                                                                                             But Rich Uncle Pennybags! You’re going the wrong way!                                                                             That hand is surprisingly fast at rolling the dice. It’s the little things.   PLAYERS: 1-8 (multitap? rotating controllers? unsure) PUBLISHER: Parker Brothers DEVELOPER: Spectrum Holobyte GENRE: Board game RELEASE DATE: May 1991   Many of us grew up playing Monopoly … Continue reading #430 – Monopoly

#429 – Mission: Impossible

                                     Riddled with phlebitis, Phelps tries desperately to look cool while holding a walkie-talkie.                                                                                        I didn’t have to use my boomerang… today was a good day.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Ultra Games DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: September 1990   Mission: Impossible is a game you rent from Blockbuster and … Continue reading #429 – Mission: Impossible

#428 – Mission Cobra

                                                                   Two helicopters against a battalion of planes? Sure, I could see it.                                                                                                                                                                      Kaboom, they say.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Bunch Games DEVELOPER: Sachen GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: 1990   Mission Cobra wants you to shoot a bunch of planes for a few levels, and get out. After the third … Continue reading #428 – Mission Cobra

#427 – Miracle Piano Teaching System

                                                                                                                                      It’s a miracle that this ever worked.                                                    This demo is about as far as you’ll get if you don’t have the keyboard.*   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Mindscape DEVELOPER: Software Toolworks GENRE: Musical Instruction RELEASE DATE: 1990   Imagine strutting your way to your local Target or Funco-Land, cane in hand, … Continue reading #427 – Miracle Piano Teaching System