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You gon done it this time, Drac.
Simon’s gonna whip this Quest into shape!
Mr. Belmont, your castle awaits…
Where have all the castles gone?
Don’t you dare call it Dragon Castle.
And lo, we were deceived.
Now let us never speak of it again.
Spilt milk and $500 chips are a dangerous mix.
Watch the preschoolers, they love their blackjack…
Not to be confused with his bitter rival, Captain Falcon.
Saving the planet, one preachy lecture at a time.
But really, just Captain America and Hawkeye.