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Not to be confused with his bitter rival, Captain Falcon.
Saving the planet, one preachy lecture at a time.
But really, just Captain America and Hawkeye.
No amount of California dreamin’ will make these games any more enjoyable.
Senior citizen buses and free drinks sold separately.
Brought to you by the New World Order.
Not as delicious as it sounds.
One of many NES cult classics to come.
Or Jump ‘N’ Bump. Whichever makes you more comfortable.
The first of many, many Crazy Castle games to come.
But what does a “birthday blowout” entail?
Not Shakespeare, but it works.