All for the love of a pet frog…
RELEASE DATE: November 1988
Two highly acclaimed NES games in a row?! Surely this streak will end tomorrow when I try to care about The Blue Marlin. Anywho, I’ve master blasted my way through some games in my time, but never Blaster Master. When I was really young and lacked any knowledge of gaming magazines, I only had the game covers at the video store to inform me whether the game was good or not. Blaster Master had a bland, crappy cover featuring a mix of Eighties-riffic art and a pixelated monster (see above) that did not intrigue my young self. Once again, I find myself at age twenty-five playing beloved NES games for the first time. Since Bionic Commando was such a smash hit in my eyes, I dared to believe Blaster Master would blast my mast off. Alas, my mast remains.
The game starts out promising enough. You play as a spunky robo-boy who pilots a tank in order to save his beloved pet frog. STAY WITH ME NOW, THINGS GET COMPLICATED! The game is divided into two segments: the main portion where you drive the tank around a large pseudo-non-linear world and destroy baddies; and the secondary portion where you guide the robo-boy into caves or other random dwellings where the tank can’t go… and destroy baddies. The combination of both styles should be entertaining, but Sunsoft manages to make things dull, or at best, slightly above average. It’s fun to destroy things with a tank at first, but the levels’ layouts are boring. There are only so many places you can go, and none of them give you a sense of discovery and wonder found in a game like Metroid (a game Blaster Master copies, to some extent). Playing as the boy is, again, ok at first, until you realize the dwellings you enter usually exist only to give you power-ups; many of which are not necessary to your survival, and thus, pointless. Unfortunately, there are one or two places you enter per level that are important, as boss fights are sometimes fought there, so you have to enter all of them.
Some other general complaints: the game starts off really easy and accelerates to hard by the second or third area. I’m aware that, since most developers were just figuring out how these “video game things” worked in 1988, they didn’t always manage difficulty properly. Still, a little easing into the harder areas would have been nice. The game repeats backgrounds a lot. Often I wondered if Blaster Master (or BM as I will affectionately refer to it from now on) was laughing at me as I continued jumping up these never ending castle platforms in Area 2, and then I reached the top and discovered it was just part of the sloppy programming. There are a good number of enemies who, if they are in the ground in front of you and you are in your tank, you won’t be able to shoot them. I suppose you could exit out of the tank and shoot them with your little man, but that would grow wearisome. And if there’s one thing I don’t want from my BM, it’s to grow wearisome while attempting to master it.
I dunno. Some people swear by this game, others are like me and think it’s overrated. Truthfully, Sunsoft made some pretty boss games for the Nintendo era (Batman anyone?), so I expected better of this game. The story doesn’t help either: why would I want to hunt down a robo- boy’s pet frog across worlds filled with creatures that only desire my pain and suffering? How about saving a girl or the world from evil? These things are potentially worth fighting for, depending on one’s point of view towards humanity. But when one can walk outside during a thick rain and find a replacement for your best friend, well, perhaps Little Johnny should have kept the tank gassed up in the garage until a worthier cause came along.
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10 replies on “#089 – Blaster Master”
do you hate EVERYTHING?
This game is in my top 10 favorite NES games, if not my top 5, but I do understand how different folks enjoy different types of games.
Anyway thanks for the review, even if I disagree with most of it.
When I looked at the screenshot, I thought it was a sports bike facing left. hahaha
I always loved the story of this game. The other options mentioned in the review (“Saving a girl”) were typical. I thought the story added a touch of humor, and that it was cool that a kid cared about his pet rather than it needing to be about romance.
In retrospect, you’re right.
Agreed. It was a silly story but it’s a video game. I liked it.
Blaster Master was a hard fun game IMO. Regarding only having so many places to go without sense of discovery, I had to question how far you got in the game. Once you beat bosses and got “Hover” entire new areas opened up to you, and you had to find them(Some were difficult as hell). I remember finally beating level 7 and wondering how to get to 8. I always noticed on area 3 there was a wall I tried to Hover to with spikes lining the bottom, but it always creamed me. Once I realized I now had spideymobile abilities after level 7, it immediately made sense.
Powerups on the boy were definitely needed in some areas. Particularly against the hardest boss in the game, the Area 5 bubble shooting crap.(The pause trick does not work on him either)
The game combined the item gaining from bosses of Mega man, the movement type of Metroid, and the overhead Zelda mode when you are out of the tank.
Metroid liked the Spideymobile idea so much they added the spider ball to the next Metroid game.
It’s been a hot minute since I played Blaster Master. I admit that I may have shortchanged it some in this initial review. I was young and reckless!!!
I really enjoy this game though I cannot get very far but one day I will beat it.
You rated *CAPTAIN COMIC* a full letter grade higher. Oops!
This was an all time childhood favorite. I’m playing through it now, with the help of save states (that crab…). Still holds up today, the art, sound, programming, design are all top notch. Imo one of, if not the, strongest NES games.