Beat them up, or die trying.
RELEASE DATE: September 1989
SNK have a real obsession with war, don’t they? They’ve developed the Ikari Warriors trilogy, Guerilla War, the Metal Slug series, and today’s review, Prisoners of War. The aforementioned games are of varying quality, but they share a couple unifying factors: they’re all cartoonish takes on a very serious subject, and they’re hard as hell. Prisoners of War, in particular, deals out ridiculous amounts of punishment, but the experience is well worth the pain.
Prisoners of War is your standard 80s beat-em-up, chock full of one-man-against-every-terrorist-organization-itis, body count higher than the population of third-world countries, and a beyond thunderous soundtrack. After your escape from prison, you punch, kick, jump-kick, stab, shoot, blow up, and bad-ass your way to victory. Different variations of enemies include the Guys that Run Into Your Fists, Stabby McStabberson, the Knifing Gymnasts, Biker Jerks, and many more! You start out with four bars of life, but oh my, they reduce quickly. A couple punches can be brushed off easily, but one quick slash and your life is reduced by half and, like in real life, a grenade blast will kill you completely. In other words, be extra careful poking through this enemy base. Every person here wants your blood and you only have three lives to spare. Continues, sure, but these are long, grueling levels intended to waste ordinary men. Thankfully, you’re a prisoner of war, and getting captured was your plan all along, right? How else would you topple a fascist dictatorship if not from the inside, right? RIGHT?!
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5 replies on “#464 – P.O.W.: Prisoners of War”
I loved the arcade version, as the only thing between you and victory was a roll (or two) of quarters. Then I played the NES version, and quickly felt the game would be impossible to win.
GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA!!!
Or, if you like watered down spirituality with an Eastern tinge, get to the CHOPRAAAA!!!
I tried playing this after reading this entry. I did alright for awhile except those knife guys really suck. You can be doing awesome and then, BAM, half of your life is gone! Couldn’t get past the second level 🙁
@deathbytroggles: indeed, it’s an incredibly tough game. I’d like to try the arcade version sometime.
@Slog: That made me lol, thank you.
@Kurdt: Yeah, there’s a kind of rhythm you have to tap into. I made it to the end of the second level, but I couldn’t get past the Schwarzenegger-esque boss there.
I played this so briefly at the arcade machine located in the convenience store up the road from my place. I must have been 7 or 8, give or take.
Obviously I never made it anywhere substantial, but I do remember loving the graphics at the time.
I had no idea it was ported to the NES, I can only imagine the downgrade from the arcade.