Putting a cross on a shield didn’t work out so great for Constantine.
“But all the cool kids are drinking!”
PUBLISHER: Wisdom Tree
DEVELOPER: Wisdom Tree
RELEASE DATE: 1992
Rise from your knees, man of God. There’s an evil modern city waiting to be bludgeoned/converted with fruit of the Spirit. The power of Spiritual Warfare
compels you to search the unnamed city, find the six pieces of the armor of God (as mentioned in Ephesians 6:10-18
), and combat Satan himself. Each of the pieces of armor is acquired by beating a boss, with each of them giving you a new power; the Breastplate of Righteousness cuts your damage in half, the Helmet of Salvation protects you from explosions, and so forth. Along your journey, you’ll acquire the aforementioned fruit, like pears, pomegranates, apples, etc, each one representing a biblical fruit of the Spirit (see Galatians 5:22-23
). This fruit is your weapon to transform a motley crew of mobsters, construction workers, graffiti artists, and others into repentant believers (their transformation is quite startling at first, particularly when a demon rushes out of them towards you). Once transformed, the enemies will sometimes drop hearts or dove tokens, which can be used to purchase anointing oil (refill your hearts), vials of the wrath of God (bombs), and other faith-filled merchandise.
is an enormous Legend of Zelda
-ripoff, from the city layout to the non-linear exploring to, well, just about any way you can imagine
. Despite the game’s lack of original design, it is so bizarre in its application of biblical teachings that it’s worth a playthrough just to experience it; particularly if you were raised in church or have studied the Bible. Just remember: Christians don’t actually
throw literal or metaphorical fruit at people to convert them. Spiritual Warfare
, at best.
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