#429 – Mission: Impossible

                                     Riddled with phlebitis, Phelps tries desperately to look cool while holding a walkie-talkie.                                                                                        I didn’t have to use my boomerang… today was a good day.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Ultra Games DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: September 1990   Mission: Impossible is a game you rent from Blockbuster and … Continue reading #429 – Mission: Impossible

#428 – Mission Cobra

                                                                   Two helicopters against a battalion of planes? Sure, I could see it.                                                                                                                                                                      Kaboom, they say.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Bunch Games DEVELOPER: Sachen GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: 1990   Mission Cobra wants you to shoot a bunch of planes for a few levels, and get out. After the third … Continue reading #428 – Mission Cobra

#427 – Miracle Piano Teaching System

                                                                                                                                      It’s a miracle that this ever worked.                                                    This demo is about as far as you’ll get if you don’t have the keyboard.*   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Mindscape DEVELOPER: Software Toolworks GENRE: Musical Instruction RELEASE DATE: 1990   Imagine strutting your way to your local Target or Funco-Land, cane in hand, … Continue reading #427 – Miracle Piano Teaching System

#426 – Milon’s Secret Castle

                                                                                           Over 3/4 of a million disappointed Japanese children.                                                          This, Milon, is an alien. Blow a bubble on him and he will get out of your way.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Hudson Soft DEVELOPER: Hudson Soft GENRE: Action/adventure RELEASE DATE: 1986   I was entirely prepared to hate Milon’s Secret Castle, … Continue reading #426 – Milon’s Secret Castle

#425 – Millipede

                                                      “Thrust that arrow straight between his eyes, I did! And the bugger still ate me!”                                                                                                                               It’s a menagerie of what-have-you.   PLAYERS: 1-2 alternating PUBLISHER: HAL Labs DEVELOPER: HAL Labs GENRE: Arcade shooter RELEASE DATE: October 1988   Millipede is one of those “before-my-time” romps that I’ve never been able … Continue reading #425 – Millipede

#424 – Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (a.k.a. Punch-Out!!)

                                                                                          The ref seeks to be as white and nerdy as possible.     After Mike Tyson’s contract with Nintendo expired in 1990, he was replaced with Mr. Dream. And what a dreamboat he is.                                                                                                Glass Joe, in his favorite position.*   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Nintendo DEVELOPER: Nintendo GENRE: Arcade sports … Continue reading #424 – Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (a.k.a. Punch-Out!!)

#423 – Metroid

  I’m assuming Nintendo went with the gray box since Metroid was such a dark game. Still, I miss the black box.                                                                                                    It’s only the beginning.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Nintendo DEVELOPER: Nintendo GENRE: Action/Adventure RELEASE DATE: August 1986   If Super Mario Bros was the charming, happy-go-lucky platformer designed to sell … Continue reading #423 – Metroid

#422 – Mighty Final Fight

                                                    In a world without necks, these warriors fight to see who has the coolest shoes.                                                               Don’t call that room number expecting a good time.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Capcom DEVELOPER: Capcom GENRE: Beat-em-up RELEASE DATE: July 1993   How mighty can three chibi characters be, you ask? Still thy tongue, … Continue reading #422 – Mighty Final Fight

#421 – Mighty Bomb Jack

                                                                                                                                               There can be… ONLY ONE!                                                                                                                                            That’s one evil Rock Lob-sta! PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Tecmo DEVELOPER: Tecmo GENRE: Arcade RELEASE DATE: July 1987   Mighty Bomb Jack has you collecting bombs, transforming into different colors to open treasure chests, and all to combat the demon Beezelbut (they should have just added … Continue reading #421 – Mighty Bomb Jack

#420 – Might & Magic: Secret of the Inner Sanctum

                                                                                      This is one gnarly looking cover. Why is your party pint-size?                                                   Go ahead, Fighters… see what happens when you waltz down that corridor.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: American Sammy DEVELOPER: G-Amusements GENRE: RPG RELEASE DATE: August 1992   Unless you like your RPGs on the slower end, my guess is, … Continue reading #420 – Might & Magic: Secret of the Inner Sanctum

#419 – MiG 29 Soviet Fighter

                                                                                                                      If Thor approves, how can you say no?                                                             Heavy amounts of shrapnel and propaganda went into assembling this game.   PLAYERS: 1-2 alternating PUBLISHER: Camerica DEVELOPER: Codemasters GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: 1992   Codemasters shows off their illegal programming prowess yet again in this spectacular Communist on-rails shooter. The name … Continue reading #419 – MiG 29 Soviet Fighter

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