#607 – Star Wars

                                                                                                                                              Well, at least the cover’s cool.                                                                   Those aliens aren’t enjoying themselves as much as they pretend to.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: JVC DEVELOPER: Beam Software GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: November 1991   If I were the Retro Gaming Judge, sentencing grumpy edicts from on high, I’d hold Star Wars in … Continue reading #607 – Star Wars

#606 – Star Voyager

                                                                                                                                      Almost… out of… QUARTERS!!!                                                                                                                                                                    Have fun with that.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Acclaim DEVELOPER: ASCII Entertainment GENRE: Action/Sim RELEASE DATE: September 1987   In place of a game with actual gameplay, Star Voyager presents needless complexity and little else. All of the tasks it requires of you – view a … Continue reading #606 – Star Voyager

#605 – Star Trek: The Next Generation

                                          The Old Missions disappeared into the Neutral Zone and were never spoken of again.                                                                                                      “Don’t you recognize me? It’s your boy, Wesley!”   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Absolute Entertainment DEVELOPER: Imagineering GENRE: Strategy/Action RELEASE DATE: September 1993   Let’s get this out of the way: Picard. By a wide margin. And … Continue reading #605 – Star Trek: The Next Generation

#604 – Star Trek: 25th Anniversary

                                                                                                                                            “Oh yes, it’s Ladies’ Night!”                                                                                                                              Those are some scary looking puppets.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Ultra Games DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Adventure RELEASE DATE: February 1992   Set phasers… to lull! Kirk, Spock, and associates want you to search for dilithium crystals, battle Romulan warships, and meander aimlessly around foreign planets. … Continue reading #604 – Star Trek: 25th Anniversary

#603 – Star Soldier

                                                                       Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man in Star Soldier.                                                                                                                                                                        Lost in bonkers.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Taxan DEVELOPER: Hudson Soft GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: January 1989   Star Soldier is the first in a series of largely unknown shoot-em-ups by Hudson Soft, and though it’s not labeled as such, a … Continue reading #603 – Star Soldier

#602 – Star Force

                                                                           “I’ve dined with the finest captains, exploded the finest planets…”                                                                                                                                Is this the end of STAR FORCE?!   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Tecmo DEVELOPER: Hudson Soft GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: November 1987   Star Force is like a tumbler of C-grade whiskey all … Continue reading #602 – Star Force

#601 – Stanley: The Search for Dr. Livingston

                                                                                                                                                     Mr. Stanley, I presume?                                                                       Say… what kind of expedition into the heart of darkness is this?!   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Electro Brain DEVELOPER: Sculptured Software GENRE: Adventure RELEASE DATE: October 1992   Henry Morton Stanley is a tank. Not an Abrams tank, perhaps, but an M48: old, confused, and reliable. … Continue reading #601 – Stanley: The Search for Dr. Livingston

#600/#734 – Stadium Events/World Class Track Meet

                        If you have a sealed copy of this, you should come over to my house so we can fawn over it together.     If you have a sealed copy of this, you obtained it from a sorcerer – or a scam artist. No box was ever created for this game.     … Continue reading #600/#734 – Stadium Events/World Class Track Meet

#599 – Stack-Up

                                                        Stack it up, stack it in, let me begin, I came to win, stack on me, that’s a sin.                                                                                         There were moments of cold, there were flashes of light.   PLAYERS: 1-2 alternating PUBLISHER: Nintendo DEVELOPER: Nintendo GENRE: Robot-assisted mini-games RELEASE DATE: October 1985   Stack-Up is less a game … Continue reading #599 – Stack-Up

#598 – Sqoon

                                                                                                                                               It’s a long way to Tipperary!                                                                                                                                                                       Oh wait, there it is.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Irem DEVELOPER: Home Data GENRE: Shoot-em-up RELEASE DATE: September 1987   Sqoon tries to be everything all of the time. It is one of two games on the NES where you commandeer a submarine. It … Continue reading #598 – Sqoon

#597 – Spy Vs. Spy

                                                                                                                   Oh, the promise…                                                                                                  Punching each other is one of the game’s strengths.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Kemco DEVELOPER: First Star GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: October 1988   Based on the iconic Mad Magazine comic strip, Spy Vs. Spy pits two spies in white and black ensembles against each other. … Continue reading #597 – Spy Vs. Spy

#596 – Spy Hunter

                                                                                                                                  Feathered wings very much included.                                                                                                      Lousy armored cars. Always in the way of progress.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Sunsoft DEVELOPER: Sunsoft GENRE: Arcade RELEASE DATE: September 1987   So Spy Hunter‘s an “arcade classic” right? Then why is it so void of purpose and meaning? Few games provoke a sense … Continue reading #596 – Spy Hunter