Recent questions from readers have made me realize most of you are unaware of how I review NES games. This is no one’s fault but mine. When I first started this quest three years ago, I didn’t think it would become as widely read as it has, and thus, that nobody would care how I went about my review process. But time makes fools of us all. Three years later, my readership continues to grow on “the regular,” I’m about a hundred reviews from completing the quest, and I still haven’t discussed how I review games (outside of a couple interviews not posted on the site themselves).
Here are seven frequently asked questions I’ve received over the years. FAQ a-go-go, baby!
Do you emulate?
I’ll say this: I own an NES with several games, but there are still many games that are difficult to come by without shelling over hundreds of dollars. And many of the games (probably about 2/3 of the library), I’d rather not own anyway.
If you were to emulate, what kind of controller would you use?
I would use a Wii Classic Controller, via a USB adapter. Ten bucks on Play-Asia.com, I believe.
If you emulate, are you a horrible monster?
Only you can answer that question. As long as the games you’re emulating aren’t currently being sold for a profit, I don’t see an issue with it. According to Wikipedia, there are 93 titles for sale on the Wii Virtual Console library. That’s less than 1/7thof the NES library. Even if one were to buy the cartridges used for the other 6/7th, the money would go 100% to the retailer, not the developer or publisher.
How long do you play each game?
It really depends on the game. If it’s an RPG or a Koei title, I’ll devote some serious hours to it. If it’s your traditional platformer, it depends on the depth of the title. Something like Bionic Commando I gave a couple hours to get into. Rocky and Bullwinkle, on the other hand, received about thirty minutes. Contrary to many angry retro gamer’s opinions, it doesn’t take dozens of hours to get the hang of 95% of the NES titles available.
Do you consult FAQs? Instruction manuals? Both?
Once again, it depends on the game. I usually always have an FAQ from GameFAQs ready to go, even if I never end up using it. I don’t always use instruction manuals because the FAQ works just as well most of the time. If, however, I need to get just a basic feel of the game and the FAQ isn’t cutting it, I’ll head over to Nintendoage.com. They have manuals for every NES game. Also, believe it or not, Wikipedia can be a decent source of info.
Why are your reviews so short? Poorly-written? Unfunny?
Long ago, I decided that I was going to keep the reviews short. I give my reasons here. I try – try –not to publish anything I don’t consider to be decent quality. Sometimes uninteresting, half-assed reviews slip between the lines; we all have bad days, Internet. Once I’m finished with the quest, my plan is to go back through and polish them up. If you don’t like my style, I can’t help that and there are plenty of other NES reviewers out there that might be more to your liking. If you have a critique, keep it respectful. I have zero patience for buffoons on the Internet who can’t write thoughtful responses.
Why review just the U.S. Library? Why not European or Japanese titles?
I’ve reviewed a few PAL and Japanese titles over the years, but more on a whim than anything else. The Japanese library, in particular, is stuffed to the brim with Mahjong games and dating sims. No thanks. Besides, 740+ titles is enough for any man.
I hope this gives some insight into how I review games. If you have any other questions, feel free to leave a comment or shoot me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org.