Tag Archives: Konami

#752 – Zen: Intergalactic Ninja

                                                                                                                              Does Zen have a black hole for legs?                                                                                                                                             Lord Contaminus reigns supremus.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: March 1993   Zen the Intergalactic Ninja reminds me of a beefier Donatello (complete with bo) and a stereotypical alien head. Though Zen originates from his own … Continue reading #752 – Zen: Intergalactic Ninja

#719 – Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?

                                               Carmen Sandiego has pissed off people through the ages. That’s impressive.                                                                                                                                            Spanish conquistadors were jerks.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Distinctive Entertainment GENRE: Edutainment RELEASE DATE: October 1991   Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? is not a rhetorical question. The goal of the game is to travel through … Continue reading #719 – Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?

#682 – Track & Field II

                                                                                                                                                     What, no badminton?!                                                                                                              Yeah, good luck, lady. Also, put a top on, would ya?   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous/alternating PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Track-and-field RELEASE DATE: June 1989   Am I the worst Track & Field II player of all time, or is this game as tough as qualifying for … Continue reading #682 – Track & Field II

#681 – Track & Field

                                                                                   A pre-insane Nicolas Cage goes for the gusto. Oh, the 80s!                                                                                                                                               Methinks this will not end well.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous/alternating PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Track-and-field RELEASE DATE: April 1987   If you’re feeling Olympic, look no further than Track & Field, the game that shows you just how … Continue reading #681 – Track & Field

#675 – Top Gun: The Second Mission

                                                                                                                                                          Uh oh. Storms a’brewin’.                                                                                                                                                                                Yeah, I see ya.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Arcade shooter RELEASE DATE: January 1990   Was Top Gun for the NES a rousing financial success? There’s little reason for this sequel, other than to right the wrongs of the first title. … Continue reading #675 – Top Gun: The Second Mission

#674 – Top Gun

                                     If you look real close into the cockpit, you still won’t see any of the movie’s lovable characters.                                                                                                                                                                         That’s a lotta alt!   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Flight sim RELEASE DATE: November 1987   Mav, Goose, Iceman, Cougar and the boys are nowhere to be found in … Continue reading #674 – Top Gun

#668 – Tiny Toon Adventures 2: Trouble in Wackyland

                                                                                                                                                                                   Poor Dodo…                                                                                                   Gingivitis is the number-one cause of tooth trap decay.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Platforming RELEASE DATE: April 1993   They’re crazy! They’re wacky! They chew lots of tobaccy! Yes, the Tiny Toons are back in yet another madcap romp for your NES. Instead of … Continue reading #668 – Tiny Toon Adventures 2: Trouble in Wackyland

#667 – Tiny Toon Adventures: Cartoon Workshop

                                                                                                                             “Cut! Cut! This is all wrong, all wrong!”                                                                                                                                          Uh… Furball? You all right there?   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Novotrade GENRE: Edutainment RELEASE DATE: December 1992   Tiny Toon Adventures: Cartoon Workshop is the type of pseudo-edutainment game one expects on the PC, not the NES. As the subtitle … Continue reading #667 – Tiny Toon Adventures: Cartoon Workshop

#666 – Tiny Toon Adventures

                                                                                                                                                   You get what you pay for.                                                                                                  More than a little reminiscent of Super Mario Bros. 3…   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Platformer RELEASE DATE: December 1991   “Tiny Toon Adventures” was, depending on your age when they debuted, part of the Golden Renaissance of cartoons in the … Continue reading #666 – Tiny Toon Adventures

#651 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters

                                                                                                                             Konami’s covers are always fantastic.                                                                                                                    It’s like I’m playing the end of the first movie!   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Fighting RELEASE DATE: February 1994   A Turtles fighting game is a brilliant idea, but on the NES? With a controller that only has two buttons … Continue reading #651 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters

#650 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project

                                                                                                             Psst! Raph! The war is in the opposite direction!                                                                                            Tonk and the Tonk-ettes come to croon – and bludgeon!   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Konami DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Beat-em-up RELEASE DATE: February 1992   Here’s Manhattan: home of the brash, outrageous, and green. The Turtles are back to curb-stomp Foot … Continue reading #650 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project

#649 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game

                                                                                                                    The Turtles show no respect for masonry.                                                                                              It was a cold, evil snowmen-with-rockets kind of evening.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Ultra Games DEVELOPER: Konami GENRE: Beat-em-up RELEASE DATE: December 1990   TMNT II: The Arcade Game, otherwise known as, “What kids wanted all along.” While the original TMNT for … Continue reading #649 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game