Tag Archives: Culture Brain

#388 – Magic of Scheherazade

  I’ve never understood developers’ need to make NES box art look so realistic. They age so poorly.     As opposed to this Famicom cover, which looks awesome and gives a better feel for the game’s spirit.                                                                                                                      You’re knee-deep in adventure now, son!    PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture … Continue reading #388 – Magic of Scheherazade

#373 – Little Ninja Brothers

                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, yes, YES!!!!                                                                                          Fighting pink triceratops men in a forest… ah memories.                                                                                                     Got a little story… about Jack and Ryu-u! PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture Brain GENRE: Action/RPG/Track-and-field RELEASE DATE: December 1990   Little Ninja Brothers might be the most ridiculous one-to-two-player action/RPG/track-and-field game … Continue reading #373 – Little Ninja Brothers

#354 – Kung-Fu Heroes

                                                                                                    KUNG – FU – HERO-O-ES!                                                                                                                                   The Big-Nose Clan is out for blood.   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture Brain GENRE: Arcade/Action RELEASE DATE: March 1989   Kung-Fu Heroes is a short, repetitive, addicting monster of a game. It’s a game that doesn’t really deserve to be played, … Continue reading #354 – Kung-Fu Heroes

#237 – Flying Warriors

                                                                               They worked long and hard on making each character unique…                                                                                                                            I swear to you, sir, I have no pride.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture Brain GENRE: Action RELEASE DATE: February 1991   Good evening, all. Tonight I’m writing a review about a game called Flying Warriors, which … Continue reading #237 – Flying Warriors

#236 – Flying Dragon: The Secret Scroll

                                                                                                                           Ralph Macchio’s worst nightmare…                                                                                                         Fighting little girls… disgraceful.                                                                    This right here is what fighting games were like before Street Fighter II.   PLAYERS: 1 PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture Brain GENRE: Beat-em-up/Fighting RELEASE DATE: August 1989   Before fighting games ran amok after the insane popularity of … Continue reading #236 – Flying Dragon: The Secret Scroll

#60 – Baseball Simulator 1,000

                                                                                                                                                                       Go get ’em boys!                                                                                                                  Why, yes, I am playing baseball in space!   PLAYERS: 1-2 simultaneous PUBLISHER: Culture Brain DEVELOPER: Culture Brain GENRE: Sports RELEASE DATE: March 1990 Well, kiss my grits! Baseball Simulator 1,000 plays like an updated, well-rounded sequel to the original Baseball and that makes for a … Continue reading #60 – Baseball Simulator 1,000