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The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 25-1

  PART 1: A WASTE OF TIME     PART 2: A WASTE OF MONEY   PART 3: A WASTE                                                                                                  #25 – AFTER BURNER     Just when you thought it was safe to play Sega’s After Burner on your NES, the licensing gods cursed every illegally produced cartridge, making the result thoroughly … Continue reading The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 25-1

The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 50-26

  PART 1 IS THE SIPPY CUP   PART 2 IS THE ADULT GLASS                                                                    #50 – MENACE BEACH/SUNDAY FUNDAY: THE RIDE     Menace Beach was released three times throughout the NES’ lifespan: once in a multi-cart, once by itself, and once as a re-skin called Sunday Funday. Color Dreams/Wisdom Tree must have … Continue reading The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 50-26

The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 73-51

  IF YOU CARE ABOUT ORDER, YOU’LL READ PART 1 FIRST!                                                                                                            #73 – PLATOON     I imagine navigating through swaths of Vietnam jungle would be confusing, particularly if you’re a terrified American boy who’s in over his head. Platoon replicates the roaming-through-Vietnam experience almost too well. It’s incredibly easy to get lost, … Continue reading The 86 Worst NES Games: #s 73-51

The 86 Worst NES Games: Introduction and #s 86-74

  During my quest, I graded at least 100 games with an “F” rating. Countless others received scores in the “D” and “C” range. No doubt about it: there’s an overwhelming amount of terrible titles for the NES. While the system’s great games will forever hold places in our hearts, so too will the bad; … Continue reading The 86 Worst NES Games: Introduction and #s 86-74