The Top 86 NES Games – Introduction and #’s 86-74

 

The NES was an amazing, groundbreaking, peach tree of a system, but choosing a mere 86 games to champion over the rest was a sweat-less task. The system is overrun with atrocious movie games, pathetic unlicensed abominations, and titles so foul that merely mentioning their names causes physical pain to those who’ve experienced them. As a result, great-to-good-to-decent games always stuck out like a different-colored cartridge. A good game’s presence was so welcomed by me, in fact, that I likely overrated a few along the way. So it goes. I was always overjoyed to play something of worth, especially when I wasn’t expecting it.

 

Bad games are (usually) not what we remember a system by, nor do we judge a system based on the amount of crap it produced during its lifetime. Nobody looks back on Robodemons or Wolverine or 720° and thinks, “Man, the NES was a pile of dump;” if they did, we’d probably ostracize them from the community or at least give them the shifty eye. Indeed almost thirty years after its American release, the NES is regarded in high esteem for its treasures, both obvious and hidden. The following games on this list are treasures; subjective treasure, perhaps, but treasure nevertheless.

 

I welcome discussion and differing opinions. In fact, I imagine that many of these choices will seem strange to those who stumble onto this particular list without first reading through the site. I assure you that these Top/Bottom lists are consistent with my views during the quest. Any games you consider to be ranked “low” weren’t ranked that way just because I like to rouse the retro gaming community with my unorthodox viewpoints, or, God forbid, to boost the site’s page views. Feel free to read my original reviews linked within the titles below. If you’ve been following the site for some time, my choices for the top 86 games shouldn’t surprise you. If you haven’t been following, surprise! I’m not the biggest fan of The Legend of Zelda.

 

If this Top 86 list accomplishes anything besides needless bickering, it’s to bring attention to the under-appreciated, unrecognized gems in the NES library. Yes, I love Contra and Super Mario Bros. 3 as much as the next guy, but I also love Adventures of Dino Riki and Shatterhand – sometimes even more than “the classics.”

 

Now, without further ado, Questicle proudly presents…

 

The Top 86 NES Games, Forever and Ever, Amen – Part 1

 

 
                                                                                     #86 – Track & Field

 

 

One of the few track-and-field titles not to require Nintendo’s Power Pad, Track & Field is a button-masher for the ages. Olympic glory and the Ultimate High Score are yours to aim for in eight distinct events. You’ll be playing at least seven of ’em until calluses form around the buttons. Gross, addictive fun.

 

                                                         
                                                                                                 #85 – Bee 52

 

 

Codemasters filled the “bee simulation” void in the NES marketplace with Bee 52. Who knew that pollinating flowers and filling up honey jars could be so fulfilling. By the same token, who knew how obnoxious rotating sprinkler heads could be. The overall game is an endearing, sympathetic look into a bee’s humble existence. May Bee 52 and his bumble brethren never disappear.

 

                                                                                              #84 – Pro Wrestling

 

 

Forget all the WWF/WCW licensed dreck: Nintendo’s own Pro Wrestling is the one to root for. The blend of realistic and ridiculous, coupled with tight controls and a bevy of character-specific moves gave this the slight edge over Tecmo World Wrestling. Both games have what it takes. Pro Wrestling just wanted it more.

 

                                                                                             #83 – Gauntlet

 

 

Primitive, nearly-impossible dungeon looting at its finest. While the NES port doesn’t provide the 4-player experience found in the arcade, taking one friend along is better than grindin’ solo. Even with a friend, your ever-dwindling life will ensure that you die again and again before you escape with your treasure intact. All part of the gold-grubbing experience.

 

                                                                                                 #82 – Super Spy Hunter

 

 

Boy, did that first Spy Hunter game suck. As the Super Nintendo proved, however, adding a ‘Super-” prefix to the front of any game title makes it at least 8-bits better than before! Super Spy Hunter keeps the race/shoot formula of the first game, while adding purpose, value, and impressive visual trickery not normally found on the NES. The “Super” moniker was certainly not wasted.

 

                                                                                                 #81 – Battletoads

 

 

Level 3 of Battletoads: you conquered it with time and practice and went on to play an amazing varied beat-em-up; or it conquered you through repetitious beatings and you never wrangled with the Toads again. Your ability to handle vehicular abuse (particularly with another player) will determine your love for this well-intentioned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, er, “homage.” At least we can all agree that levels 1 and 2 are awesome.

 

                                                                                                      #80 – Felix the Cat

 

 

Felix and his bag of tricks are up to their old, uh, tricks. Felix the Cat doesn’t impress with over-the-top presentation, but his transformations liven up the standard hop-and-bop platformer. “Look, Felix is in a car! Now he’s in a tank! And he’s adorable! Hudson Soft, take my money!”

 

                                                                                                    #79 – Power Blade

 

 

Boomerangs aren’t just for sissies anymore! In Power Blade, Nova’s boomerang (he calls it a “blade,” but let’s face facts) destroys everything it touches, including Nova himself if he’s not careful. Excellent controls, action-packed music, and the redemption of the boomerang as a weapon? You’d be a sissy not to play.

 

                                                                           #78 – Little Nemo: The Dream Master

 

 

Capcom steps out of their Disney/Mega Man comfort zone to produce Little Nemo, a quirky adventure game where you enslave animals by feeding them candy. Sound morally reprehensible? All fears will be allayed when you see Nemo in his adorable pajamas! If you’re still skeptical, shove some candy into your gob. You’ll see things Nemo’s way soon enough.

 

                                                                                   #77 – G.I.Joe: A Real American Hero

 

 

Contra‘s two characters are great, you say? Let me introduce you to G.I. Joe, a Contra-like game where you choose up to three selectable characters from the G.I. Joe roster, all with unique abilities. Contrais hard, you say? You need to beat G.I. Joe three times just to see the true final ending. Contra is still the better game, you say? Alright, I’ll give you that. Just don’t call Duke and the boys schlubs. Strong men also cry.

 

                                                              #76 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project

 

 

Konami finally got the turtle soup mixture right for The Manhattan Project. It retained the beat-em-up formula from Turtles II, while adding enough flourishes (fighting on surfboards? Radical!) to keep the game from becoming stale. Turtles II may have been a great arcade game, but Turtles III was the best of the NES trilogy.

 

                                                                                                   #75 – Shatterhand

 

 

When you discover that the power in your hand can demolish large metallic columns, you can be sure that you’ll never touch yourself inappropriately again. Such is the premise (kinda) behind Shatterhand, the action game that asks you to pimp smack the world. As a bonus, you also conjure robot friends to aid you in your destruction. Aggressive and brutal, Shatterhand wins in just about every way.

 

                                                                                                       #74 – Zanac

 

 

If my sources are accurate, this is Cliffy B.’s (from Gears of War fame) favorite game. I definitely don’t love it as much as he does, but I understand his infatuation. It’s the only shoot-em-up on the NES (in existence?) to offer variable difficulty. The harder you fight, the more the game throws at you. If you hold back, so does the game. The trick is finding the balance between overwhelming firepower and too-cautious restraint. The power-ups are pretty BA too.

 

MONDAY: #73-51

 

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  • Wizdumb 83

    Little nemos dreamland was a great game. Reading this list I was actually thinking of it and was about to look up your review after I finished when low and behold I found it on here. Just finished young Indiana jones chronicles which came highly recommended by you, and agree that it's a fun, quality game. Think I'll start nemo or bee-52

  • sebmorane

    Love the list so far !

    • DylanCornelius

      Thanks!

  • FuzzyFish

    I can't wait to see if my favorites make it!! Fingers crossed for Sunsoft's batman!!

  • FieryReign

    So how did you come up with the number 86? I can't disagree with much here, besides a few…

    Zanac might have innovative A.I. but it feels generic. Not a fan of the weird difficulty. So if I DON'T shoot alot, the game becomes easier? Doesn't make sense, it is a shoot-em-up, not a shoot-em-carefully. Gun-Nac is sillier but a better shooter to me.

    And I never cared for any iteration of Gauntlet, they are nothing but multiplayer quarter-suckers, there are better ports on other systems…

    Battletoads is overrated, it was an ok game but was ruined by its difficulty, plus it was ported to so many systems. I could hardly call it one of the NES's best…

    • DylanCornelius

      '86 was the year the NES was released nationwide in the U.S.

      Yup, it's nerdy.

  • Matt Reynolds

    Battletoads…(sigh)…I hate to admit that the only way I made it all the way through is by using the game genie. Even then I still had to pull an all-nighter!

  • Guest

    Good countdown so far. I was never a fan of Battletoads (difficult) or Zanac (better shoot them up on the NES) I'm shocked to see Track & Field and Gauntlet on the list.

    Hidden Gems: Felix the Cat- G.I.Joe: A Real American Hero -Super Spy Hunter – Shatterhand
    Good: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project -Little Nemo: The Dream Master
    Average: Pro Wrestling-Battletoads –Power Blade-Zanac
    Never played: Track & Field- Bee 52- Gauntlet

    • DylanCornelius

      You should probably try Bee 52 out of the three you've never played.

  • Gauntlet, Battle Toads, Ninja Turtles – all of these were big time sinks for me. I never did beat Battle Toads. One of the few NES titles that did me in.

  • Bardoly

    @FieryReign,
    So, Battletoads was bad because it was popular enough to be ported to other systems? Yes, it was excruciatingly difficult, but it was also a blast to play, especially with a friend.

    Nice that Little Nemo made the cut. It was another difficult game, but very enjoyable.

    • FieryReign

      Never said it was bad, just overrated. It's ok. The game is available on numerous systems, I just think there are better NES games exclusive to the machine.