#712 – Wayne’s World

                                             

                                                                                            Is that a handbag next to Wayne?

 

                                                                

                                                                                                                         No way.

 

PLAYERS: 1

PUBLISHER: THQ

DEVELOPER: Radical Entertainment

GENRE: Platformer

RELEASE DATE: November 1993

 

What could a Wayne’s World game entail, you ask? A most reasonable question, given that neither of the “Wayne’s World” films lent themselves readily to game form. Party time? Excellent? Shyeah, right! Expect nothing, then lower your expectations. Guide Wayne and Garth through five platforming levels based on sets from the first film: the music store, GasWorks, Benjamin’s recording studio, etc. The levels have multiple parts, and I call them “parts” because they’re not long enough to call stages. After each part is finished – no more than thirty seconds to a minute – you’re forced to switch between Wayne and Garth. This could be a cool idea, but Wayne sucks to play. His only attack is a karate kick with poor hit detection, which does nothing against enemies with long-range attacks; Garth’s zap gun has greater reach, ensuring he gets hit much less often than Wayne. To make matters worse, Wayne and Garth share a health bar. Even if you maintain a solid amount of life with Garth, Wayne will be sure to get hit more times than he can count. Other than the occasional goofy enemy (Musical instruments! Ninjas! Bouncers!), the levels are sparse and lifeless, leaving one with little to do but scrutinize the awful production values. Vomit-soaked graphics (what’s with all the rust red and brown?), barren environments, and melody-deprived music drive the stake into the heart of this flannel-tattered beast. More so than other licensed oppressors, Wayne’s World is an adaptation that should not be.

 

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  • Those graphics don't scream Nov. 1993 to me! I guess it's neighbors with Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  • Jeffery McDaniel

    I was waiting for you to get to this one. I own it and have played it on the actual hardware. What a complete turd this game is. The developers totally phoned it in. The music is literally three notes. This one sits right there with Back to the Future as awful movie to NES adaptions. Your review was right on point.

    • DylanCornelius

      There are few movie games worse than this one, that's for sure. For my money, THQ beats LJN as the worst game publisher on the NES.

      • Jeffery McDaniel

        Wow. That is really saying something.

  • Robb K

    The SNES version isn't too impressive either.

  • Wizdumb

    If you're gonna spew… Spew Into this.

  • Tony Wilkins

    When Wayne does a karate kick does he speak in a mockingly dubbed voice ala Wayne's World 2? lol

    • DylanCornelius

      Nah, that would have taken effort