#619 – Super Cars

                                                   

                                                                                                          Vroom. Vroom, I say.

 

                                                  

                                                                                                  Grand Theft Super Car.

 

PLAYERS: 1

PUBLISHER: Electro Brain

DEVELOPER: Gremlin Entertainment

GENRE: Racing

RELEASE DATE: February 1991

 

In a top 10 list for “Most Evocative NES Titles,” Super Cars might place at #732 if it’s lucky. Honestly, I find more grievances with the name than I do the actual game. What makes a car “super” exactly? Is it the number of cylinders, ample horsepower, beautiful design? Most gear heads would think so, but that can’t be the case for Super Cars. Depending on your rank in the game, you drive one of three cars: the Taraco Neoroader, the Vaug Interceptor, and the Retron Parsec. Besides having atrocious foreign-sounding names, all of them look like used, slightly damaged Micro Machines. The Parsec is the fastest, though it hardly matters. None of these cars are super, despite the game’s claim. The title Super Cars is a lie, but beyond that, it’s one of the worst, most boring titles on the NES. Any average racing game could be named Super Cars if it wanted to be, particularly if it doesn’t have a NASCAR or F1 driver lending his name to it.

 

As for Super Cars itself, it’s a standard top-down racer with nine similarly designed tracks. You win races to earn money to repair and upgrade your car or buy better cars. Watch out for the music: it’s inspired funk, but it might lead you to believe you’re having more fun than you actually are. The controls are dodgy until you upgrade the Power Steering, and even then, they take time to sort out. It’s not fun to play, but it’s not an evil, vindictive game. But that name… anything is better than Super Cars. My choice: Super Destructive Death Mobile A-Go-Go. Every kid would have wanted to play that.

 

Game: C-

Title: F

 

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  • I’ve played this, and your review pretty much sums it up. Perfectly stale, adequate game. Not frustrating, just pointless, especially when Micro Machines is way better.

  • There’s a game on PSN that’s called Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars. Maybe they were part of the same development team.

  • Simon Demetriou

    Yes micro machines is better, but I think c would be a fair grade here. F is much too harsh.